Exposing PseudoAstronomy

June 13, 2012

The Amazing Transit of Venus Proves My New Transdimensional HyperPhysics Theory

Filed under: humor — Stuart Robbins @ 5:39 pm
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Now Hear This!!

For those who don’t know ’cause they were living inside the spaceship that is Phobos, Venus transited across the face of the sun last week on June 5 or 6, depending on which time zone you’re in. A prediction of my Transdimensional HyperPhysics theory – which is based on Soviet-era research in the USSR that Western so-called “scientists” refuse to talk about – is that something wonderful would happen during this event.

To be more explicit, I have a pendulum. Pendulums should swing at a steady rate that is only based on the length of the pendulum and the gravity field its in. A Foucault Pendulum is a special kind of pendulum that proves Earth rotates, and again, the period is only dependent on the length and local gravity.

Except in my Transdimensional HyperPhysics model. My theory, again, based on REAL research carried out in Soviet labs, predicts that pendulums will be have weirdly during transits like this.

Ancient civilizations were much more intelligent than us, and they knew of this physics and built their sacred spots in places where this physics manifests on Earth. The Four Corners area of the US southwest (named because it’s where Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah all meet at one corner) is one of these special places on Earth where this Transdimensional HyperPhysics energy manifests extra-strong.

So I went there with my “its complicated” person in the Exposing PseudoAstronomy-mobile. And I took along my trusty pendulum that has been thoroughly tested by top scientists to be accurate to the microsecond in its period and the size of its swing. I had this hooked up to an angle sensor that fed data into my laptop computer so that I could measure exactly the size of the swing and exactly how long it took.

My “it’s complicated” and I set up camp at the Four Corners so we could test my Transdimensional HyperPhysics theory. And the results are AMAZING! See for yourself:

Venus Transit Data

Venus Transit Data that Proves Transdimensional HyperPhysics

I started measuring 15 minutes before the transit and continued for another two hours. As you can see, as soon as the transit starts, something wonderful happened to the pendulum where both the period and the amplitude changed!!! And during the transit, with roughly the time it took Venus to move its diameter across the sun, there was a weird amplitude shift and the period was still faster!!

Since the length of my pendulum didn’t change, that means that the gravity field did and/or the basic laws of physics that Western establishment “scientists” think are right are WRONG!!

Whereas, all predictions made by my Transdimensional HyperPhysics that says that extra dimensional energy gets pumped into things like pendulums during stuff like this!

STAY TUNED!!!

5 Comments »

  1. Ha-ha, Stuart, you’ve definitely shown how trivially easy it is to fake up these things!

    Comment by Expat — June 14, 2012 @ 8:08 am | Reply

  2. Wow, Stuart! Did you have any weird personal feelings at this time? I certainly did! My pendulum stopped, reversed and I had an emergency summons to the lavatory!

    Comment by JayB — June 14, 2012 @ 6:26 pm | Reply

    • The same thing happened to me, and I was instantly cured of all my body thetans!

      Comment by davidgerard — June 16, 2012 @ 10:07 am | Reply

  3. I want my Merlot back. The Merlot I ejected via BOTH nostrils after reading the above. I hate you Robbins.

    Comment by Derek James Eunson — July 1, 2012 @ 9:28 am | Reply

  4. Hilarious. If I might make a suggestion. A good article might result from tracking down Hoaglands pre ‘Face-on-Mars’ writings in Analog magazine. The comparison with his current output would be truely interesting.

    I have an article from 1977 in which he states that the Viking results were ambiguous at best, without claiming that NASA is covering anything up.

    Comment by Graham — July 8, 2012 @ 1:39 pm | Reply


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