Exposing PseudoAstronomy

May 15, 2012

Planet X: Birthdays Are a Time to Think About Planet X


Introduction

I just completed another round ’bout the Sun on Monday and spent the day sleeping in, eating doughnuts, and playing computer games. But, to those in the know, birthdays are a time to pause and reflect upon one of the more crazy Planet X ideas out there.

Lifetimes

The lifespan of a fruit fly is about 1/12th of a year. The lifespan of a dog or cat is around 15-20ish years. The lifespan of a human is around 75ish years, though that has varied considerably over the past few hundred years and varies today based on gender, socioeconomic status, country, etc. … but we’ll go with 75 as a nice, round number. The lifespan of a bristlecone pine is in the thousands of years.

Implicit in that paragraph is that “year” means “Earth year,” or roughly 365.24219 days. That must mean if we lived on another planet, we’d live for more or less time ’cause the year’s different right?

Anunaki and Planet X

As I said at the beginning, this is one of the more crazy claims. I can’t recall a guest specifically stating this as fact on Coast to Coast AM except to say specifically that the aliens (Anunaki) who supposedly came to Earth under Zecharia Sitchen’s ideas of Planet X (Nibiru) to make a slave race to mine gold (us!) lived for tens of thousands of years. They state that with fact.

But while a guest may not have gone the next step, I have often heard the host, George Noory, state unequivocally that the reason these aliens lived longer is because Nibiru has a 3600-(Earth)-year-long orbit … so they live 75 of their years, which is 270,000 of our years! So a fruit fly from Nibiru should live, instead of one Earth month, 300 Earth years!

Um … WHAT?!

Noory’s said some head-bangers in the past, some real doozies. But this one definitely ranks up there. If there’s a biologist out there, feel free to correct me, but I’m pretty sure that how long it takes Earth to go around the sun has absolutely nothing to do with how long something lives. You can look at the diversity of lifespans of different things on Earth to see that.

From my few biology classes over a decade ago (without saying what birthday I had on Monday …), we die because our cells can no longer maintain themselves and reproduce effectively/successfully. I think this has something to do with telomeres, but I’m sure people like Ray Kurzwell have a few other reasons why things die.

But suffice to say, it’s not because it take a certain length of time for us to go around the sun.

Final Thoughts

Um … to summarize: No, I would not be celebrating 3600 times as many Earth birthdays if I lived on the mythical planet Nibiru.

3 Comments »

  1. Personally, I’ve been aging myself using Dog Years. I like the idea of being 294 years old. I think I started that habit when I was only 175 years old. Ah… the good old days. However, I am concerned about when my trick learning days are over…

    Comment by sotozakileech — May 15, 2012 @ 7:24 pm | Reply

  2. I wonder if the beings that live near Sirius count in multiples of 7?

    Comment by sotozakileech — May 15, 2012 @ 7:29 pm | Reply

  3. Their sleep cycle equally be adjusted? I am not sure about the day/night time on planet xXx but it might be that they where sleeping for months at a time when visiting here… right? That seems reasonable. Is it clear if nibiru is a planet or a brown star yet or a planet circling around a brown star? Also it needs to hurry up!
    Conclusion: I am sure that the inhabitants of nibiru has no problem living for a couple of 100k years as it is all in the head of humans and I have no problem fantasising about old mythical creatures.

    Comment by Sparx — May 24, 2012 @ 8:36 am | Reply


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